11.10.2007

The Internet: From Stupid to Handy, It's All One Big Good Time


The internet is loaded with some pretty useless crap, which is often still enjoyable to experience because it is so silly, but that's totally useless nonetheless. Who hasn't enjoyed going to wimp.com and angering the red button that one simply can not resist pushing over and over again, despite the warnings? It is fun, but useless and ultimately a supreme waste of time. On the other hand, one doesn't have to travel too far down the information super highway to come across more useful web devices, like for instance the Kegulator.




















With this handy feature, one merely needs to enter the number of guests one anticipates will attend their party, and how drunk one imagines the guests will want to get and Kegulate. This not only tells you how many kegs will be needed to accomplish the job, but how much ice and how many cups will also be necessary to ensure a great time. Now that's handy!


This is why we love the internet. That and the way it allows us to easily share with the whole world embarrassing stories about and/or images of the people in our lives, if ever they piss us off and clearly deserve public ridicule. And the fact that, if no one who actually knows you wants to be your friend or even talk to you, you can always find someone who will online. Almost always. And eBay.