Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts

9.13.2008

What a long (or short) strange trip it is

There are some pretty strange people out there. I am very thankful for that, by the way. Consequently there are some pretty strange websites too. The following are examples of sites that are set up so that upon entering, the web surfer is then transported through a series of pages filled with bizarre and/or surreal images.

The Phone. Upon arriving here, you receive instructions: click on the telephone's receiver to pick it up and then use your mouse to dial the three digit number provided and bam...



















you are transported to the first of a series of interactive and completely strange pages. A mouse-over on this page sets crows flying from branch to branch, but click on the apple and all the birds die! And the next number is revealed.













Back to the phone and dial, and then you end up at another strange page which eventually reveals another three-digit number to "dial."



















Which then takes you to another weird page, and then another, and so on.













Totally fun.

Then there's Screenvader. This site starts with a series of symbols on the screen. Mouse-over to see a preview; click on it and a colorful graphic takes over the screen.














When you get bored of it, simply go back and click on other space to reveal more random and often odd images.



















On Superbad you have choices. Each screen contains several items to click on and each one of these leads you someplace different, to another page with different options...
















click on one and once again you are transported to something strange.






































It isn't always simply an image; sometimes it is a funny letter or a twisted tale. You just never know where you will end up.



















Finally, Wake Up is provides a simulation of sorts of a day in the life of a McDonald's employee. With this site you can get a glimpse into this life, and shape it as you go because this site, too, offers choices at every turn. Keep hitting snooze, or get your lazy ass up and take a shower. Skip the shower and have breakfast. Drive to work fast or slow. You choose your dinner and then whether to watch TV or go to bed, even whether to dream in color or black and white.
























I imagine that these are but a few such sites out there. Like I said, I appreciate the bizarre, and will definitely keep my eye out for more great specimens of this genre of website.

9.06.2008

Coffee snobs, Oracles, and Election Time

McDonald's has just recently added espresso drinks to their menu of culinary delights. There promo campaign includes the notion that it tastes as good as one from a designer coffee shop like, oh let's say, Starbucks. McDonald's espresso is less expensive because, well, because it's not from a popular and trendy coffee shop like, um, Starbucks, it's from Mickey D's, where you can get a whole meal for $3.50.

Along those lines, the corporation launched a new website that allows users to compose a letter to friends and family members who have fallen pray to the lure of expensive and delicious Starbucks coffees, letting them know what their behavior is really doing to them and how they can change.


















I never miss an opportunity to send to a friend something I've created on line, so i threw a letter together for my best friend and emailed it to him right away.























Because he, like me, can't stand iced coffee of any kind and has never even entered a Starbucks or any place like it, he didn't understand it, but I explained to him it is ALWAYS fun to send it to a friend; whether or not it applies to them doesn't matter.

That's right, we can't stand Starbucks and their snooty, stupid drinks and complicated menu. Plus we just like plain old coffee. But Starbucks is great for another reason, which is that I'm a firm believer that you can tell a lot about a person by what they order at the hippest coffee spot (that actually sucks) on the planet. The creator(s) of the fun stuff on Buttafly would seem to agree, as this site features The Oracle of Starbucks.

Simply type in a drink order--I went ahead and put it what my buddy Johnny and I would order, if we went in there, which we don't, because we're too cool for that.





















And the oracle came back with information about our personality types. Um...















Well okay, of course the oracle of STARBUCKS favors people who would order their most expensive drinks, because he is obviously working for the company. So I decided to see what the oh so brilliant oracle has to say about a friend of mine who I know does go there and does order something ridiculous. I've heard her say it, but I don't even know what it means.




















I know what it says about her now, though. HA!

















Essentially, just as i suspected all along, going to Starbucks makes you an ass, regardless of what you order from there.

That was fun, and informative. Incidentally, Buttafly is a fun site that offers more than just the oracle. Given the current political climate of the country and the highly charged contests between Obama and McCain, Democrats and Republicans, as election draws near, I know people will find some of the items available on this site to be not only fun but extremely timely.

The application which allows the user to generate an Obama quote is as much fun as it sounds like it would be. You just choose a few words or phrases, like you would for a Mad Lib, and POW!


















The site generates not one but three versions of a powerful and inspiring, yet awesomely silly Obama-esque quote.



















Another fun thing featured on this site is a little something called Political Debate Bingo. Simply print it out and play along as you watch candidates in every contest debate one another on the "issues."























Oh my god what a hoot, and not at all depressing that you candidates "ideas" and "beliefs" are really as shallow and predictable as this game suggests.

8.30.2008

August Top Three

#1: Blank Sheet of Paper. This is a great utility. I can't tell you how many times I've needed a blank sheet of paper and not had one. Now, i can just print one out from this site. Great!






















#2: The Mega Penny Project. This site helps one visualize what tens of thousands, even millions of pennies truly amounts to. Pennies are often taken for granted, as wastes of space, because their value is so low and it, thus, takes a real lot of them to add up to anything. Well if you had ten billion pennies you'd sure know it. It would take more pennies than that to pay for the space needed to store them I'm afraid. Like, i don't know to many people that own a football field.






































#3: P Michaud's Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow Torches page. It is featured on his site, that also has other stuff, but this is the best thing on here. It documents the destructive force that a Pop-Tart, if over heated, can be. The images are awesome.













































I guess, though, you really shouldn't try this at home, unless you're getting rid of your toaster anyway.

8.23.2008

Mood Swings and Web Surfing

Yesterday I stumbled upon an interesting web page from the popular Getty Images that features images from the Getty gallery played in a slide show set to music, called Moodstream.





































The online user can adjust the settings to view images of a style and type and hear music of a corresponding category according to their mood, hence the name Moodstream. I don't know that it had the power to enhance or even adequately reflect my mood, and it didn't necessarily have the power to inspire, as was one of the categories, but it was fun to check out and play around with. And some of the images were very strange, which, of course, I always appreciate.


The idea of tailoring available content to mood is a popular one online, and thank god for that, because it is a concept that has driven the production of some pretty cool sites with some useful offerings. Take the Musicovery site, for example. This site allows the user to select music options based on a number of factors, mood being one important element.






















This is a great place to not only stream and listen to music you love and know you'll want to hear based on how you're feeling at the time, but also a great place to discover tracks and artists you were unfamiliar with.

Another great website that uses mood to determine what each user is offered is Wild Mood Swings. This is a fave site of mine, because it allows the user to select his or her mood from a long list of possible states of being and then whisks said user away to what it supposes to be a relevant web site. I love to surf the web, so naturally i have used this feature a lot and enjoyed hours of fun thanks to the creators of this great site for surfing.

Here's an example of a fun surfing session aided by Wild Mood Swings:

First, i picked "comfortably numb," just because it was at the top of the list...




















And i was transported to a page promoting a live CD from David Gilmour. I didin't think i neded that, so i tried again.

This time i selected "Japanese" as my mood, because that reminded me of the Vapours song... and I was transported to Japander, a site featuring American movie stars and recording artists as they've appeared in Japanese commercials over the years.



















Like, for instance, Ben Stiller in a Japanese soft drink advertisement. Or the eighties group Wham!in an ad for Maxelle casette tapes.





















Priceless.

I decide, then, to get serious and make a few selections based on how I actually feel.

When I selected "disorganized," the site brought me here, to Pocket Mod, a kind of organizer you can create online and print out, then carry with you in place of a bulky PDA or Day Planner.























Again, sometimes it takes you just where you didn't know you wanted to be, and other time it sweeps you off to snooze ville, but what are you gonna' do? Keep trying , that's right.

When I continued and described my mood as "morbid," I was lead to Find A Grave...























a great site that allows the user to search for records of death and burial and seek out grave locations for the many dead people in its data base, including that many famous dead people who one has likely been trying to locate.























They also have an online store where you can purchase Find A Grave merchandise, which of course you will see as a must-have, as I did.












I went with the Find A Grave postcards featuring various grave sites, including that of Marilyn Monroe, which I think I'll send to my grandmother in Florida, just to let her know I'm thinking of her.

When I chose "murderous" as my mood, the site introduced me to another great web page that offers a fun game where you have to guess if the person shown is a computer programmer or a serial killer.




























Got it!

















Ooo, I got that one wrong!

















Got it, but that was too easy!

Anyway, it's a blast! I recommend you go play it for your self.

So, I realize that not everyone out there feels as I do, dark, morbid and alone. There are those of you who are content, happy and downright chipper. In deference to you people and in order to give an example of what pages might be available to you based on your moods, I selected "delighted" as my mood next, and was taken here:



















Wow!? All I can say is wow! This page is just too creepy, with all its positive energy and warm regard for general productivity. All I can say is wow! And that I'm suddenly quite glad not to be one of you people.

Back to my self. Mood: "rejected"...





















...ahhhh, Rejection Collection, a web site featuring letters and stories about rejection by those who have felt its bitter sting. that's more like it.


Okay, well I think you get the idea behind and my attraction to the Wild Mood Swings site.

Another great surfing site, that i have to mention having devoted so much attention to that one, is Surf-O-Matic.













It isn't mood based, but it is equally fabulous in its ability to introduce time-wasting enthusiasts like myself to pages we might not otherwise have found.

You can set the speed and then click start, and this site does the surfing for you, taking you to seemingly random pages from across the web.

For me, the surfing started on a page set up by a man to describe his research and findings with regards to the belief that having a beard keeps you warmer when out in the elements in the winter. Duh! Of course it keeps you warmer, but the image of what he did to conduct his research is great...























He shaved off half his bushy beard and kept the rest in order to test out this popular theory.

Next, about thirty seconds later, I landed on a new page, Strange Mag.


















This is an e-zine devoted to the exploration of strange phenomenon, I guess like the existence of a man who not only felt one had to shave half one's face to test whether a thick beard provides protection from the elements, but that actually did it and then walked around that way.

From there it took me to a page where you can create a super hero, or villain, supposedly.











But all you can really do is generate a name for your hero, or in my case villain,because i often find myself rooting for the bad guy. The name is supposedly generated based on what you select from a handful of attributes.

And I can't even pronounce mine. Kzkg--what the hell is that!?



Anyway, next Surf-O-Matic took me to a confusing page that was on the one hand the home page of a religious sect devoted to the Partridge Family, but at the same time serves as a memorial to a young man who died in `04, who apparently inspired the creator's devotion to the Partridges, but didn't actually believe in their powers himself.























Either way, the links provided on this page take you to places no less bizarre than it, so enjoy.

Then it took me to a page devoted to clowns.























And I got the fuck out of there immediately, because clowns really creep me out, and not in a good way.

In light of all the fun that all these sites have brought to me and others like me, I couldn't very well end this post without, again, plugging Stumble Upon, the web-surfers best friend. It is the vehicle through which I first came upon many of the sites, like Moodstream, Surf-O-Matic, Wild Mood Swings, and Musicovery, featured here today.

I use it all the time (feel free to check out my pages)



















and recommend downloading the tool bar and beginning a journey through the world wide web right away.























Alas, this post has come full circle.