A Top 3 That Helps You Say "you suck"

Well it's the holiday season so naturally web sites that help us fuck one another over rule. These are here to help us tell one another how much we all suck.

1) Now many of you who celebrate the holidays no doubt received gifts that sucked. And not that they should have, but they did. Not a yellow sweater with green polka dots that aunt Sally sent you (her gifts always suck, that's a given, but the "cool" products everyone did want that, as it turned out, really blew in the end of it all. If that's you, this site is for you. Let the manufacturer and/or the outfit that sold this crap know just what a piece of crap they're peddling with help from Complaints.com.


















If you have a complaint, you just fill out this form and BAM it's all over the web. That will teach those fuckers not to mess with you!



























But even if you don't have an immediate complaint, as I didn't at first, this site is a hoot because you can peruse some of the issues others have had with various businesses and products and services.
























Pizza, now there's an item that gets people pissed off apparently, and Dominos, you ain't doing so well it would seem...and Pizza Hut, you suck too.
















Okay, wait, I thought of a complaint...























And so I filled out the form and within minutes I had an email urging me to approve my message and then within seconds of doing that...











it was posted to the site. Fuck you Fabulous 50's Eye sore, I mean Diner!















2)The random YouTube insult generator. This site generates insulting comments to post in response to others' YouTube posts.











Click the button and a new insult is generated.










Then, simply use it to post to something on YouTube that sucks. And this is useful, because so many people on YouTube really do suck that you run out of energy to generate these kinds of responses on your own.















3) Maybe you just need to go old school and "gong" those friends and family members who you no doubt have all around you right now and who seriously need to shut the fuck up and stop doing what they're doing. Don't have a gong you say, well no worries. Just go to Free Gong Online and use the gong tool they have supplied for just such a situation I guess.














Just click on the mallet and you not only get the "gong" you need, but the whole page shakes adding a nice visual to the scene.













Or you can also go to the virtual gong, another online gong with the same "click on the mallet" protocol.






















Because apparently the need for such a thing is greater than you might have thought.