June `09 (Preparing for the End )TOP 3

It never hurts to think ahead. You want to be ready. Rapture Ready!




(Okay, yeah, that's an extra site I'm sneaking in.)

In keeping, here's the top three:

#1 Post Rapture Post. What an awesome idea, and one that will prove an invaluable service no doubt. On this site you can place an order to have a message delivered to a friend or family member, or even a celebrity, who you think will be left behind as a sinner. You know you're going to be with the lord, but you need your pets fed or a library book returned after that day of glory? Order a message--they range in price depending on the style--to be delivered to your favorite sinner by the Atheist owners of this page who are all but guaranteed to be left on Earth.




























On the other hand, maybe you'd rather start preparing for the rapture in another way. Well the next two sites can help you with that.

#2 The Brick Testament. Here, each story in the Bible is illustrated with Lego characters, meaning even stupid Americans can understand and learn the word of god.





















Every story in every book of both testaments of the holy book are are carefully depicted.























From the creation of man in the Garden of Eden























To the order not to eat of that tree, to the creation of Eve and the fall.























All your favorite Bible tales are artfully depicted in this way. Noah's ark and the flood...























The story of Moses...























The birth, teachings and crucifixion of Jesus. It's all there, to help point you in the right direction--the direction of the Kingdom of Heaven (that would be up).























But you you still need to pray. Haven't mastered prayer yet? The next site may be for you.

#3 All About Prayer. Praying is like canoeing on a serene pond in a scenic environment..?






There are no doubt countless sites created in Christian faith to aid in and promote prayer and other forms of adherence to the word of god or whatever. For example, this handy site tells you everything you need to know about how to pray effectively. It tells you what it means, how to do it and what to ask for...























and what to listen for in return. Good prayin' may mean you'll be "communicating" with god--and it could be a two-way conversation. This may mean you'll soon come to be among those swept up to Heaven.























Or it may mean you need that medication after all.